The TARDIS' name is Sexy

Wizard and storyteller. Lover of life. Terrified of death. 40yo white male

theplatinumcritter:

People saying they’ll be an Imogen apologist bro I’m about to become an Orym apologist this man fucking earned wanting to bathe on the blood of his enemies. Let him be angry. Let him call what he wants to do revenge straight up. Let him snap. Let him go apeshit and stop being nice. Let him want Otohan Thull to fear him. Hell I don’t care he doesn’t have the stats let him go barbarian if necessary.

Let the halfling make the wolrd burn cause others have made his world burn too many times.

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nitghowl1600:

zao–gao:

just-odradek:

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warmpockets:

warmpockets:

i’m watching an art theft documentary and they’re interviewing this art history professor from new york who was asked to go with the fbi to authenticate a rubens that had been stolen but it was a sting operation so they had to pretend like they weren’t the fbi, that they were some private buyer about to pay $3.5 million for it, and the fbi was like “this is a VERY delicate operation because you never know how they will react to what you have to say so let the agent do all of the talking, don’t say a word to anyone just nod if it’s the rubens, the last operation we did the guy in your position got shot because things went wrong in a second” and then it cuts to the professor’s interview and he says “i wasn’t going to fly down to miami to be a part of an undercover fbi sting operation to handle what could be rubens’s aurora and just NOT say anything. i was gonna have to ad lib a little” and then he tells the interviewer that when he & the fbi agent got to the hotel while he was examining the painting he started lecturing the other people, first on how badly they had wrapped it, and then about like how it had been painted, the history of it, what the subject was and what she was doing, etc etc, and he was like “i hadn’t taught a class on rubens in 15 years, so for me it was like being back in the classroom except my students couldn’t leave” 

at one point during the deal the professor turned to the woman selling it and he said “isn’t this just the most beautiful rubens you’ve ever seen outside of a museum?” (because the fbi had told him earlier that this piece had been stolen from a museum) and THEN he said “where on earth did you get it from?” and the group of people the woman had with her was like taxidermy-fox.png but the woman was like “inheritance” can you IMAGINE the fbi agent about to have a fucking aneurysm when this random guy you’ve brought in just to nod if it’s the right painting not only starts giving an impromptu lecture but then he asks how they got it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B4Zm-Aa74Y&t=2613s

omg BLESS YOU for the link and the time stamp that was as glorious as described by the OP

Y’all failed to mention that HE posted the video HIMSELF and liked every single comment oh my god

Ok but if you keep watching, the FBI agent asks the professor how sure he is that the painting was the real deal and the professors says “I have two sons. I often wonder where they really came from. I don’t wonder where this painting comes from.”

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changingnikkiwi:

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

If companies are allowed to sue you for losses during a strike, there is now no longer an incentive to not simply burn down your place of work.

For most people, there’s really no difference between say, 15,000$ of debt, and 200,000$ of debt. They are equally life-ruining sums of money. Why not, you know, leave that gas stove on? Cost the company some real money? Maybe if it happens enough times they won’t be able to buy insurance.

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mixtapetraxx:

Bond girls are out. Blanc girls (underprivileged women who screw over rich assholes with the help of this silly detective) are in.

cylin-aka-ankamo:

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I hadn’t seen ep 40, but Adrien in the Ashrym discord mentioned Orym riding on wolf!Fearne’s back and my mind went: Ghibli!!! immediately.
And omg, Orym is made to be ghiblified.

I only found out once I watched the ep that Liam had actually mentioned Mononoke Hime ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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anarchistmemecollective:

geocorn:

porcupine-girl:

pro-gay:

vixxey:

guerrillatech:

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👏 let 👏 people 👏 get 👏 sloppy 👏 on 👏 company 👏 time 👏

interesting how they didn’t share this instead where study show that productivity has actually increased, almost as if people tend to do their jobs more efficiently when they’re not miserable

Surprising Working From Home Productivity Statistics (2021)
With the world discovering alternative ways to work without human contact, the work from home force is getting a facelift.… Read More »
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And both can be true simultaneously…. My BiL was just telling me that he’s so far ahead on his quotas (and his whole unit is) that their manager keeps telling them to slow down a little so he spends like 3 hrs a day on video games and is still ahead.

The ways we could restructure our economy if we were willing to admit that working people to the bone is NOT the most efficient way to do things and isn’t good for people OR companies…

40 hour weeks are antiquated and abusive relics that no longer need to exist.

vintage soviet poster of two workers wearing hard hats smoking jointsthat has been edited to read: 4 days per week, 20 hours (max) $69/hr minimum wage - fight for the 4/20/69 work week!"ALT

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zortchgender:

i’m literally years behind but i feel like there’s an implicit threat whenever fjord wakes up from one of uk’otoa’s dreams, choking on sea water. as if the god is saying “remember where you were when I decided to save you. it’d be so easy for me to drag you under once more.”

and then there’s fjord vomiting gallons of water after the greater restoration. the water never got removed from his lungs after he drowned. it was just suppressed. uk’otoa never saved fjord from drowning. he made sure that fjord kept drowning, but was unaware of it.

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